Our Story

Born on the Beach. Built for Buttholes.

Happy Cheeks was founded by two Charleston guys, PJ and Scott. They were 80’s babies who got tired of wiping like it was still the 80’s.

After spending years traveling the world and living abroad, both of them discovered something life-changing: bidets actually make sense. Cleaner, fresher, eco-friendly, and way less barbaric than smearing around with dry paper.

Fast forward to 2024. One sweaty, sandy beach volleyball game, a shared hangover, and a little post-taco bathroom trauma later, PJ and Scott realized they had more in common than just bad serves. They shared a passion for clean buttholes.

That fateful day on the Charleston courts is when Happy Cheeks Bidet was born.

Now, we are on a mission to liberate buttholes everywhere from the tyranny of toilet paper. Whether you are new to the blast or already living the fresh life, we make it easy, funny, and totally life-changing.

Clean better. Waste less. Feel fresh.
Because wiping is for amateurs.