“This isn’t the Rolls Royce of bidets, but for a hundred bucks, it’s a luxury cruise for your caboose.”
BLAST YOUR BUTT WITH CONFIDENCE
FLUSH YOUR TP HABITCLEAN CHEEKS, CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
No more skidmarks. For you.
For the planet.
REAL BUTTS, REAL TALK.
BUTT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS...
SAVE WATER. SAVE PAPER. SAVE YOUR PIPES.
Did you know a bidet uses just 1/8 of a gallon of water per use? Compare that to the 37 gallons it takes to produce just one roll of toilet paper!
By switching to a bidet, the average household cuts toilet paper usage by up to 75%. That’s less waste, less spending, and a lot fewer trees down the drain.
And here’s a bonus: less toilet paper means fewer plumbing clogs. A cleaner you, a happier planet, and pipes that flow freely.
STAY HEALTHY, FEEL BETTER.
Bidets have been shown to help improve chronic health issues like yeast infections, hemorrhoids, and UTIs by keeping you cleaner and reducing bacteria.
They also soothe irritation and prevent chafing, giving you a gentler, healthier alternative to toilet paper.